I KNEW IT

(forgive my euphoric outburst... I'll stick to the "hypothetical")
Well, while joby was clearly inspired by the "Ejec" part

I would like to suggest a couple of (PG-approved) alternatives:
- SafEject
- RemoveUSB
- USBSR (where "SR" stands for "Safely Remove")
- Now-U-Can
- SafeYank (joby don't get any funny ideas

)
- SmoothEject
- USBOut
- YouSB (I heard someone shouting something like that once in a parking garage

)
- GreenLight
- USB Ejector
I also would like to add that (with all due respect and honors to Queue and whoever else is/was behind EjectUSB) if guinness totally re-wrote (quoting his words) the code and he is looking at a different name and (I would imagine) a different appearance, who is preventing him/her to release yet another USB eject application?
Apologies in advance if I am being out of line here, and guinness (or whoever else knows the "background" details of this story) please feel free to correct me if I am wrong.
Guinness, you definitely got the audience attention with this one! Hopefully you'll be soon taking care of the necessary issues/formalities which will lead you from the "hypothetical" into the "concrete" phase and you'll finally let us know what you have been up to
